Move over clear Pepsi, there’s a new dum dum clear drink in town! CLR CFF is clear coffee. The makers say it’s so you don’t stain your teeth. Man, I just rolled my eyes so hard they got stuck up there. No word on whether or not they’ll be coming back down, but damn, let’s hope so. I got things to do and people to see! And with eyes rolled back in my head, I can only do half of that stuff.