Fairgoods sells a couple different collections of mean balloons. They’ve got rude inflatables perfect for burning someone on their birthday, anniversary, or just for the hell of it. Have a strict posi vibes policy when it comes to balloons? Move along! These sacks full of air are for those of us with the coldest and blackest of hearts. God, can’t we just have this one thing?!
Thanks to Lauren for sending in the tip. You get an internet gold star!