Humunga Stache Mustache Dog Chew Toy

In an effort to get some better publicity and to stop taking the blame for their masters' farts, dogs everywhere are revamping their appearance with the Humunga Stache. Though top hat and cane are sold separately, this mustache dog chew toy makes a pooch go from mongrel to mogul when bitten just right. Unfortunately for Fido, the mustache seems to hurt his case to be taken more seriously, as villain mustaches are apparently hilarious on dogs. Who knew?