Youtuber Ryan Murawski posted this video of Hazel, his pet sugar glider. All he’s gotta do is snap his fingers and Hazel is all ‘GERONIMOOOO!’ and swoops in onto Ryan’s face. As cute as this is: f*** allllllllllll of that. Sorry, but sugar gliders are basically flying possums. You know, possums? Those mofos are always tearing up my garden, rooting through my garbage, shitting on my roof, and tryna mess with my cats. And now I’m learning that some of them can fly? No thank you. I’m never going outside again.