It’s hard to hear anything right now over all this squealing. No, it’s not the guinea pigs—it’s me squealing about how freaking adorable the Guinea Pig Games 2013 Calendar is. It features cute little piggies competing in Olympic events like swimming, hurdles, showjumping, and cycling. You see, apparently there’s a secret tiny version of the Olympics just for guinea pigs going on right now that us humans can’t get tickets for. Sounds far fetched? How else would these photos exist? Photoshop? No way. Next you’ll be trying to accuse these cute little critters of taking steroids.