This is a video of the bossiest raccoon there ever was. It’s just great. A real delight! Full disclosure, I originally wrote that it was a squirrel, because it’s Friday and my brain stopped functioning mid-week. I kid, I kid — it stopped functioning a long time ago! It’s debatable whether it ever functioned at all! Thank Christ I have a proofreader and he caught the mistake because that would have been pretty embarrassing if you all knew that I referred to a raccoon as a squirrel. Haha, phew, right? That was a close one.
Via: The Awesomer