Hey — no fudging the results by voting for yourself a billionty times!
In “Dammit why didn’t I come up with that?” news, the Walker Arts Center of Minneapolis is hosting the first ever Internet Cat Video Film Festival. That…sounds like the internet’s wet dream. You can vote for your very favorite cat video. But really, how could you pawsibly choose?! They’re all soooo good. I should know. I’ve watched them all. Regardless of who wins, I can just see it now: the winner kitty goes up to retrieve his award (which I must assume is medical grade catnip) and begins his acceptance speech, “I’d like to thank mew, and mew, and especially mew…”