Pokémon Sex Toys Exist Now Because Of Course They Do

Pokémon Sex Toys Exist Now Because Of Course They Do

Etsy shop GeekySexToys is selling Pokémoan, a line of Pokémon sex toys. There’s Bubly, Charmy, Squirty, and Piky, which is specifically for the butt. Prices start at about $50 and go up to around $72 each. OR you can get the whole collection for about $205 which comes with a bonus limited edition pokécase. Might as well just go for the gold and CATCH EM ALL, right?! You know, just, uh… don’t try and catch em all at the same time. I’m not sure a single orifice could handle it.

Thanks to my pal Shannon for sending in the tip! I will never look at Pikachu the same ever again!

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