This is a clip from the BBC series Nature’s Perfect Partners. It’s about the pearlfish and its strange relationship to the sea cucumber. Namely, that the pearlfish lives in the sea cucumber’s butt because no predator is tryna eat a sea cucumber and they sure AF aren’t tryna eat a sea cucumber’s butt. Still, if my option was live in a sea cucumber’s butt or risk death, I like to think I would live my life not in a cucumber’s butt, and, you know, take my chances. Then again, I haven’t left my apartment in over 8 years, so take that with a grain of salt. Actually, go ahead and take that with all the salt in the ocean.