Products for Extremely Close Couples

Products for Extremely Close Couples

With Valentine’s Day creeping up, couples may find themselves searching for unique romantic gifts. Everyone else may find themselves searching for the nearest exits to get away from the lovey-dovey stuff. Some couples are just so sweet it’s sickening. Sure, being close to your partner can be really amazing, but there is such a thing as too close and everyone sees it but you two. Not sure what we mean? Check out these products for EXTREMELY close couples.

Fundies Underwear for Two

Experience a whole new level of intimacy with Fundies—the most ridiculous pair of underwear we’ve seen since handerpants. While any couple loves any excuse to strip to their skivvies and get silly together, we think they’re may be something unromantic about what’s essentially a huge pair of tighty-whities. Check it out


Have you ever been so smitten with someone that you’d go without mittens just to hold their hand? Well now you don’t have to choose between love and frost bite, thanks to Smittens, the mittens for two. Check it out

TwoDaLoo Toilet for Two

You really don’t have to do EVERYTHING together. Sometimes it’s good to have alone time, away from your partner. We seriously doubt the the ability to flush simultaneously is really going to strengthen a relationship. Source

Face to Face Tandem Bike

Some people think tandem bicycles are cute, and some people find them sickening, but most people don’t find them dangerous. The Face-to-face tandem bike however seems not so safe, encouraging couples to gaze lovingly into each other’s eyes while they bike rather than to watch where they’re going. Source

Sexy Hotness Sleeping Bag

Sharing a sleeping bag during a romantic weekend camping is nothing new, but the Sexy Hotness Sleeping Bag removes any hint of subtlety you had in your plans. And it’s not just for couples per se, since you can potentially zip an infinite amount of bags together. Source

8-bit Dynamic Life Heart Tee for Couples

Does your heart break every time your other half is far away? Does it feel like your life force is drained when they aren’t near? 8-bit Dynamic Life t-shirts display a video game health bar that is only full when your nerdy counterpart is close by. Check it out

T’s for 2

Underwear for two may sound more intimate, but T’s for 2 offer more of a full body experience for couples who want to get closer. Source

Cigarette Holder Built For Two

We never realized that the phrase “couples that smoke together stay together” meant that the couple literally had to smoke the same cigarette at the same time. Source

Slanket Siameses

Sure the Sexy Hotness Sleeping Bag seems pretty awesome, but you’ll miss a lot of TV while camping. Plus, camping sounds like a lot of work. Heck, Fundies sound like a lot of work. But you and your sedentary sweetheart can still share some intimate apparel thanks to the Slanket Siamese. Put it on and cuddle up on the couch together—or even several feet apart, because this thing is huge! Source

We Are Connected… Wherever You Are Couple Pillowcases

Time apart for couples still in that honeymoon phase is especially rough (even for the rest of us because we have to listen to them complain about it). But the “We Are Connected… Wherever You Are” couple pillowcases help ease some of the pain with ridiculously cute designs that might help even the sappiest couples sleep better at night. Source


The Dualbrella seems like a way for couples to get closer, but compared to sharing a regular umbrella you both get a little bit more (much needed) personal space. Still, it’s a sweet idea for couples who like to get caught in the rain. Source

Social Spheres Sound Bubble

Have you ever spent time with a couple that seems completely oblivious that other people are around? Well thanks to an invention by a college student from Scotland, there will be even more couples like that. Social Spheres create a private bubble that drowns out the sound of your friends groaning every time you call each other sugar-butt. Source

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