Because why should babies have all the fun, now there’s Breast Milk Flavored Lollipops by Lollyphile, the same people who brought us Sriracha flavored lollies. The pops don’t contain breast milk, in fact, these suckers are vegan. So, do the lollies actually taste like the tay-tay juice? I don’t know. And even if I got a free sample (FYI to whom it may concern: I would not refuse) I couldn’t tell you for certain. I wasn’t breast fed. Which is exactly why I have a lot of personal issues. Plus I got brittle bones. That last one might actually be a result of my out of control soda addiction aside, I don’t feel sorry for myself. As they say: you win some, you lose some! Unless you’re me. If you’re me then you basically just lose them all.