Wheelblades are attachable skis that fit onto the wheels of a baby stroller. You know, for when you take your infant out to hit the slopes. Before Wheelblades, I wonder what the heck people were using. But it could be that people just didn’t bring their babies to the f***ing ski resort. What’s next? A skydiving harness to strap to your little munchkin when you jump out of a plane? Sorry new parents, but having a baby is basically giving up your right to do cool, fun, dangerous stuff whenever you want for at least 18 years. Or if you’re my mom, FOREVER. I’m high maintenance!