The Baby’s First Baby Doll is a blonde-haired, blue-eyed, 16 months pregnant doll…wait, what? A pregnant baby, baby doll? Babies playing with babies, having babies? Who is behind this, Maury Povich?! Designed by UK-based artist Darren Cullen, and available on Etsy, it comes with a tiny fetus and highlights “Real pregnancy action” and “Baby’s baby is pregnant too!’ on the box. As if all of that wasn’t horrifying enough, this promiscuous baby has cravings, stretch marks, and apparently her water actually breaks. Suddenly Chucky doesn’t seem so wrong.