How do you know when your baby has dropped a nasty doo-doo in his drawls? Well, for one, you can probably smell that ish, amirite? I know imrite. But I wish I was wrong. For you parents who want to know when the dirty deed has been done IMMEDIATELY and not after that stinky smell defiles your nostriles, there’s the Baby Poop Alarm. The device attaches to the outside of the diaper and plays a sound/lights up when your sweet, precious angel busts out a big, stanky deuce. Wheeee! One question, though: why’s it gotta be for babies only? Some adults like to wear diapers too, ya know! Like me for example. Not because I got incontinence or whatever. It’s more because I’m lazy. Okay, it’s ALL because I’m lazy.