Colin Furze is a new dad. A new dad who lives life in the fast lane and he’s bringing the baby with him! He built this motorized scooter that can go up to 50 MPH. It’s got a 125CC engine, 4 gears, and enough zoom zooms to make all the other dads jealous. Plus non-dads. Like me! Before any of you crazies get all bent out of shape because this is like child endangerment or whatever, Colin hasn’t actually put his offspring in the thing. It’s just a baby doll. I know — now what are you gonna complain about? Wah wah!