BabyBangs is a company that sells wigs for babies. Because having a bald baby is probably the most embarrassing thing that could happen to a new parent. Well, other than your precious bundle of joy audibly blowing ass in the middle of its christening. The product site features happy customer gallery and testimonial pages. Unsurprisingly, both of those pages are blank. Because what parent is so ashamed of their baby’s bald head that they’re going to invest in a wig? The kind that is not going to admit to anyone that they bought BabyBangs, because they don’t want people to think they’ve got some bald baby. Which is a real shame. I’ve always thought that bald is beautiful, but what do I know? Not a whole lot. Or much at all. Some might say a step above nothing, but even that’s being incredibly generous.