What does it take to be the world’s best father? Believe it or not it takes more than declaring it yourself on a coffee mug. Luckily if you’re looking for step by step instructions of what NOT to do as a new dad Dave Engledow has laid it all out in his World’s Best Father calendar. The photos portray a tired, distracted and completely clueless dad that’s a caricature of the type of father Engledow never wants to be. So even if you’re not the world’s best dad, you can take solace in the fact that not only does someone else get it, at least you never left the baby on top of the car.