What's Back There? Secret Passageway Switch

What's Back There? Secret Passageway Switch

Everyone loves a secret passageway and all the best ones have a very discreet switch to activate the entrance. Mine’s the right boobie on a lady-statue. I know, I’m classy. Hey, I could’ve made it the wiener on the man-statue, so quit being judgey, alright? For you scholarly types, this Secret Passageway Switch enables you to use a hard-bound book. I know you prolly don’t even have a secret passageway, but don’t worry — the device can be used to turn on anything that can plug into an AC outlet: lamp, electric blanket, waffle maker. Psshhh! Oh, don’t act like you don’t have a secret waffle maker in the bedroom!


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