In Ass-Backwards News Of The Day, this is Cannabis Incense by HEM. It’s incense that smells like marijuana, which is the opposite of what incense is supposed to smell like. Clearly, the person who came up with this was high. Like a regular person, I’m usually trying to get the scent of ganj OUT of my apartment. The rest of the time, I’m just too stoned to care. “Whatever, they can take me to jail! I just took the fattiest bong rip, gorged myself on pizza, and that pot brownie I ate’s about to kick in,” I can often be found screaming to no one in particular. But sometimes it’s to the TV and other times, the cats.