This is a Unicorn Toothbrush Holder. Well, actually it’s only a Horse Toothbrush Holder until you put the toothbrush in there. The toothbrush is the horn. You can buy your very own Horse/Unicorn Toothbrush Holder for just $12 at Urban Outfitters. There’s also Dinosaur and Mermaid varieties, the latter of which I need in a bad way. And NOT because that merlady is topless and nipples are funny. Why would you assume that? What do you think I am? A 12 year old boy? Well I’m not. I’m a 13 year old boy. And I’m trapped inside a grown woman’s body. Help meeeeeeeee!