If plants under your care don’t normally stand a chance of survival you could either switch to fake ones or give it another go with some help. InVaso Sponge Pots by Stefano Claudio Bison are made out of ordinary sponge material in order to soak up excess water. The idea is that the plants stay alive longer thanks to all the extra moisture being held by the pots. They come in a variety of different colors and make a great accent piece for a window over a kitchen sink. Hopefully then you’ll think of your plants every time you wash dishes and remember to water them. Of course the only plant that could possibly survive based on the frequency of my roommate doing dishes would be
a cactus made of plastic.