If you want your kitchen knives to be as sharp as shark’s teeth, then you need this Jaws Knife Sharpener… which ironically has no teeth. But don’t pick nits, because it’s still better than any other knife sharpener that doesn’t look like a shark. That’s pretty much my measuring stick for whether or not a product is good—does it look like an animal? For instance, a cotton dispenser that doesn’t look like a bunny clearly belongs in the trash. And don’t get me started on ice cube trays that don’t look like polar bears—how did we live before that?