Pornkins Are NSFP (Not Safe For Porch)

Pornkins Are NSFP (Not Safe For Porch)

Because sexy Sesame Street Halloween costumes weren’t enough to ruin all of our good clean Halloween fun, there’s Pornkins, the adult pumpkin carving kit. The kit includes carving tools and 10 stencils that would make even the wickedest witches turn from green to red. The sexual stencils include designs like “two can tango,” “cowboy up” and a bunch of others I’m far too shy to name. If this is the type of thing that jack-o’s your lantern, just remember that you should probably keep your pornkins inside where they can’t offend anyone everyone.



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