In news that will make you scratch your head until you draw blood (call an ambulance in advance), AmbienteDirect.com is selling this FAB28 Refrigerator, a fancy fridge that’s wearing jeans. Those… are words I never thought I’d say. The Fridjeanator (YEAH I DID!) is a limited edition — only 500 are available for purchase. Which is pretty hilarious if you think about it. I mean, sure, the world is a crazy place so there’s bound to be some weirdo out there who will gladly drop the nearly $2500 on this thing. But 500 people? I don’t wanna live on this planet anymore.