MMMVelopes Bacon Flavored Envelopes

The real reason everyone switched to e-mail? No, it wasn't about the convenience—it was about the gross taste of licking envelopes. But now there's Mmmvelopes, the bacon flavored envelopes. You'll find yourself sending a lot more letters and canceling your paperless billing thanks to this delicious paper product. They're not made of bacon, they only taste like it, so there's no need to replace your filing cabinet with a mini-fridge just yet.