Lick Yourself Clean with Tongue Soap

Lick Yourself Clean with Tongue Soap

Don’t you wish you were a cat? They get to sleep all day and they don’t have to take baths. Also they have bean toes! But I digress. The point is, if you had a cat tongue you wouldn’t need to take baths. While the genetic engineering necessary to grow a cat tongue has not yet been perfected, you can at least know what it’s like clean yourself with a tongue. Tongue Soap from the AJ Sweet Soap Etsy Shop looks remarkably like a real human tongue, making it the funniest choice for washing a kid’s mouth out with soap ever. (Who am I kidding? It’s ALWAYS funny to wash a kid’s mouth out with soap.)



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