"Keep Your Distance" Bug Vacuum

"Keep Your Distance" Bug Vacuum

If you’re looking for a humane contraption to capture creepy crawlies, this isn’t it. The “Keep Your Distance” Bug Vacuum uses a 22,400 rpm motor to suck up insects from up to 2 feet away, after which a vortex of certain death shoots them straight to an electric grid that shocks ’em silly. And by “shocks ’em silly,” we mean “sends them to that heatlamp in the sky.” The extension tube removes so you can dump the dead bugs in the garbage and enjoy a pest-free day. The vacuum includes a charging stand that plugs into AC, and the unit has a LED charge indicator light to monitor battery life.

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