Because your love of music consumes your life so completely that you need to incorporate it into your bathroom, guitar and keyboard toilet seats exist. They’re sold by a company called Jammin’ Johns for $200 each. Sure, why not? If you’ve got money to blow on a toilet seat shaped like a musical instrument, go for it. I’m not here to judge how you spend your money! But I am here to secretly wish you would just give it to me.