iPod Touch Bed
When you were 5 you carried your Ninja Turtle Action Figure with you everywhere (for us it was Raphael, btw) and you even had the TMNT sheets. Now that you're all grown up you're still carrying your favorite toy with you everywhere, so why not get the matching bed sheets? iPod Touch fanatics can cozy up under a duvet cover featuring those familiar app icons and rest their head on the matching pillow.
$49
Any guy who puts these on his bed will never have a woman underneath them.
Pity they can’t spell the word calendar.