Like all classy ladies, I don’t do #2. OK, fine, I do. A lot, actually. As you know, what goes in must come out. And the truth is I eat a lot. But please don’t tell any of the mens — I already have a hard enough time getting a dude and it usually involves heavy drinking and disguises. Thank goodness for Toilet Yoga, a book that demonstrates poses and maneuvers to help when you have troubles doing the doo. There are multiple skill levels ranging from 1 Bowl and going all the way up to 5 Bowls. FIVE BOWLS? What the hell do you eat to achieve FIVE BOWLS of poop?! Frankly, I’m impressed. Plus, a little jealous.
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