I’ve been sitting here for several minutes wondering why in the world anyone would need this. Perhaps if you don’t have a clothes dryer and you’re really fond of freshly clean socks? Well, for whatever reason, this Pocket Socks Dryer exists. Not much bigger than a can of soda, it can dry a pair of socks in just a few minutes. The mechanism has a fan just like in a hair dryer, and drys socks with its warm stream of air and socks vibrations. Amazing. Where’s that sarcasm font when you need it?