We’ve all been there: you’re baked out of your mind and magically come up with some seriously genius shit. And, aside from rolling papers, you’ve got no place to write it down. Thankfully there’s the Brilliant Ideas I Had While Stoned Notebook. Because you gotta write it down or you will forget! TRUST. This one time I actually came up with a concept that would change the world as we know it. It was like a serious human race game changer kinda dealie. Only problem is, I totally forgot it the next morning once I woke up and wiped all the Cheeto dust off my face. Sure, I tried retracing my steps. I even got high again at the chance it might jog my memory! Didn’t work. But you know what? I take solace in the fact that if I could come up with it, then someone else waaaay smarter and more responsible will come up with it eventually. And hopefully that person writes it down.