Because this world can be such a sad and lonely place, here are some body pillows with boobie and butt gel inserts. These things can be spotted in Japan. SURPRISE!! C’mon Japan, y u gotta be so full of creepsters? And to you, reader: if you think I’m being too harsh, why don’t you watch the T & A body pillow demonstration video and tell me that no lines have been crossed! Yeah, exactly — you can’t do it. All the lines have been crossed AND YOU KNOW IT.