Le Beanock is the what you get if a bean bag banged a hammock and had a baby. A comfy, relaxing baby that I would like to nap on in my backyard. Jk, I don’t have a backyard. My apartment building is backed up to a Burger King so I’ll just set it up in the parking lot. Ahhh, I can just imagine it now: reclining on this bean bag hammock baby, the smell of french fries drifts by my nostrils as the homeless guy who looks like Santa Claus (if Santa Claus had a drug problem) asks if he can borrow my shoes. Who’s the king now, BK?! Okay, okay — still you.