Just when you thought exercise equipment couldn’t get any more sexually suggestive than the Shake Weight or Free Flexor, Korea shocks the world with something far worse. Ace Power supposedly mimics the motion of riding a horse and helps you tone your thighs, calves, and glutes. In theory that sounds like a useful product, but in practice it’s essentially a bicycle seat that you hump. The YouTube description says “It helps to “fitness” you up!“ but I think there’s a translation error there because they clearly meant sex. It helps to sex you up. (Who knew Koreans were Color Me Badd fans?)