Please forgive me if flat toasters are “a thing” that I am just not familiar with. Aside from my work here at IT, the kitchen and its related wares are not my area of expertise. After all, I just recently bought an actual cutting board. So you can imagine my intrigued excitement when I saw this Bodum Flat Toaster. While it’s decidedly dangerous for a kitchen klutz, the stainless steel appliance is also pretty cool. The low-profile flatbed toaster features a flat heating surface that works with any size or type of bread, unlike a standard toaster’s drop-in slots, which limit the thickness of bread and can cause your precious carbs to get stuck.