I rarely find myself in need of a chainsaw of any kind. But if I did land in a chainsaw-worthy situation, I’d want to have a not-so-horror-movie-ish pocket version. The Pocket Chainsaw is so compact, it comes curled up in a tin. Unfold the 28″ chain, and you’ll be instantly enamored by the high strength links and teeth. Loop on the hooks if you want to just use a finger to pull each side (great for lighter jobs), or add the hooks and then the handles for full hand pulling (for bigger jobs). Wrap the limb you wish to cut and then just pull back and forth. It will cut through a 3″ limb in less than 10 seconds. Keep one in your car, your desk or per Think Geek’s suggestion–your zombie preparedness pack.