Who didn’t want to steal stuff from giants after reading Jack and the Beanstalk as a kid? Of course if you can’t manage to snag the goose that laid the golden egg or the magical harp, you gotta take something. Why not his desk lamp? The Giant1227 Lamp is a floor lamp that looks like a desk lamp—except you know—much much bigger. Unfortunately $3,500 is a bit rich for my Englishman blood, so finding a giant to steal one from is probably more plausible than buying one online.