Well isn’t this a ray of sunshine? Who needs inspiring quotes, pictures of adorable puppies, or sexy firemen when you can stare at a pile of shit, day in and day out? After all, “same shit, different day,” right? Yikes. If things are this bad, we hope that this crappy attitude of yours stays confined to your home or office. The poignant theme is repeated relentlessly, throughout the year and the dates are blank so it can be used any year. I guess if you don’t expect 2013 to be completely shittastic, save it for 2014 – the year of the turd.