Easy-Open Canned Unicorn Meat Excellent Source of Sparkles, Magic in Every Bite, 5.5 Ounce - Stuffed Plush Toy

Easy-Open Canned Unicorn Meat Excellent Source of Sparkles, Magic in Every Bite, 5.5 Ounce - Stuffed Plush Toy

Hungry for some meat but not the regular meat you can get at the butchers’ shop? Well say no more and get yourself a can of Unicorn Meat. Every bite you take is a magical ride to heaven, every drip of drool you drop is a sprinkle of unicorn rainbows, and every time you swallow you will shoot out sparks and lights of unicorn rays. The can of Unicorn Meat is a gag product made to trick and scare your kids. Each can of Unicorn Meat contains a plush toy that is divided into multiple parts to portray the mutilation of a soft and innocent creature.

 

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