This is a scaldingly hot burger brought to us by England’s Atomic Burgers. It’s called the Atomic Fallout Burger. “Fallout” because it makes your intestines “fallout” of your butthole. TRUE. It’s a pound of meat sandwiched between 2 deep-friend mini pizzas as a bun. OMG it’s a pizza burger, my favorite! You’ve got to wear gloves and sign a waiver to eat the damn thing. Why? Because it rates 1,000,000 on the Scoville scale. That’s really f***ing hot, FYI. On a scale from 1 (Luke Warm) to 10 (Holy mother of God, my mouth is on fire!) it’s an 11 (Call an ambulance!). Out of the 500 people who have tried it, only 1 in 10 have succeeded. I wonder how many actually burst into flames. My guess is all of them.