Go ahead and file this one under “Wow” and “Butt-Themed Cereal!” Meet Booty-O’s. It’s a butt-themed cereal by WWE, currently on pre-order at f.y.e. Per the product description:
Get your recommended daily value of Positivity, Unicorn Magic, and Trombone music! All part of a balanced New Day Breakfast! This delicious and nutritious New Day cereal comes with marshmallow shaped booty crowns, unicorn horns and rainbow hearts. Just add milk and feel the power!
So there you have it. I have never been sold so hard on a cereal as I am rn. I am order enough for a lifetime. No, wait — for ten lifetimes!