Because Mother Nature is one crazy mother (I don’t know and I apologize), carrots do not just come in orange, they can also be purple. That’s right, folks: purple carrots. Or as I like to call them purr purr kerts, because I am f***ing insane. You can buy seeds to make your very our purr purr kerts for just $1. That’ll get you 350 seeds and includes shipping and handling. That’s a steal! If you like carrots. If you don’t like carrots, then what’s the point? Making carrots purple instead of orange is cool and all, but if you think that’s gonna get me to eat them, you’re out of your G-D mind. Unless turning carrots purple also makes them taste like beef jerky, then yes: your G-D mind is perfectly right: I will eat the hell out of them.