Watch How They Cook Steaks Using Lava In Upstate New York

MediaStudioTV posted this video of steaks being cooked with lava in Upstate New York. The chefs even threw on some salmon and hot dogs for good measure. Now, why in the hell they had to burn everything to a crisp is beyond me. One of the franks was on fire for meat’s sake! If you’re gonna cook with lava, maybe you should alter the process a little? Like, take the stuff off the grill before it’s all black and charred? I don’t know! I’m no expert — I just hate the taste of ashes in my mouth.

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