Soda junkie winos rejoice! Next month Châteaux en Bordeaux’s Hausmann Famille is rolling out Coca-Cola flavored wine. Rouge Sucette (‘Red Lollipop’) is 75% wine, 25% sugar, water, and soda flavoring and even though you could probably mix this up at home, it’s 100000% convenient. Kind of like peanut butter and jelly that comes in a squirt bottle. Jk jk there’s nothing convenient about a food product called Goober. Anyway, I think the real here question is: does this stuff come in a box? Call me a wine snob, but I only drink wine out of the box.