Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner… vodka’s made? This is Black Cow Pure Milk Vodka. It’s vodka made from milk. But what if I’m lactose intolerant?! I mean, I’m not, but what if I was? That would be real devastating. No ice cream? No cheese? What kind of life would that be? SPOILER: Not one worth living as far as I’m concerned. The boozey moo-juice is currently only available in the UK, which is a shame because I was going to pour it over my cereal! Because BOOZE: is all part of a balants breffas.