Well, it’s officially the future, folks — now we’ve got toasters tossing toasts onto your plate. This is the Trebuchet Toaster, a working concept by Ivo Vos. All you’ve gotta do is set the angle and force necessary for the toast to reach your plate. Which… might take a few tries before you get it just right. But c’mon! A toaster catapult? If you have are lucky enough to have one, then you have no right to complain about a few toasted casualties. Me, I’m gonna set this thing up to shoot it straight into my mouth! What’re a little toast crumbs to the eye gonna hurt?
UPDATE: A lot.