Hold on to your M-F butts, you guys. There’s a raisin — NO! — a reason there’s a hole in a pasta spoon. It’s for measuring a single serving of spaghetti. Not for water drainage as I previously believed. Why can’t it be both? It totally can be actually. We live in a time where anything is possible! Unfortunately, with this pasta spoon hole enlightenment, we can no longer believably feign ignorance when we accidentally make enough spaghetti to feed an entire village and still have leftovers. Which will greatly reduce my pasta intake. Sure, there’s a good possibility (pastability?!) I will shed a few pounds as a result, but what about the spaghetti? How is spaghetti gonna feel? You got to take that into consideration with these things. We love you pasta sghetti, don’t ever change!