The Sasquatch Cocktail Shaker

The Sasquatch Cocktail Shaker

You know what Sasquatch likes? Sunflowers and reading sci-fi novels. But you know what else he likes? Drankin’ big dranks. Thank goodness HomeWetBar is looking out for our overgrown furry-ass homeboy! They’re selling this Sasquatch Cocktail Shaker that makes up to 110 oz of cocktails at a time. That… is a whooole lotta drank! And someone as ostracized and alone as Sasquatch definitely needs that much booze to drown the sads. Trust me, I would know. I feel your pain, bro!




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