The Pizza Bikini Is The Only Swimsuit You'll Ever Need

The Pizza Bikini Is The Only Swimsuit You'll Ever Need

Pyknic is selling this glorious pizza bikini. You can buy the top HERE and the bottoms HERE, each piece is selling for $32. Good lord, it’s a thing of beauty. I’ve never been so attracted to a swim suit in my life! What, is that a weird thing to say? Oh no — I crossed a line didn’t I?

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  • Sir Cumfrence

    I see a fusion of Dada-ism’s sense of the absurd with Trianglism’s (it’s a thing) emphasis of triangle shaped stuff. Yet, the model’s expression warns us not to objectify women, or we won’t get any tonight. My God, this is Art! With a capital “A”! Or maybe I am just a snot. Yeah, I’m a snot.

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